music used: Batman Begins theme
From the creator of RSAdvance
and RSDragoons
comes the movie
you all wanted to see
five months ago!

alexpiwalker
caipira00
fjgamer
goatmelk
squiber
sxeman

RuneScape Dragoons 2
not actually coming soon (or is it?)
this film is never going to be rated
www.fantasyjam.net

RSDragoons 2: The Legend of Dragoons
by FJGamer (www.fantasyjam.net)

Quick note: The script has changed countless times as I thought of new ideas and problems with old ideas. The script in here is the final draft, but the actual movie left a few scenes out, because I didn't have the resources to pull those scenes off. Thankfully, I was able to end the movie abruptly without it seeming so, and I hope by including this script, you, as an audience, can appreciate how much thought went into this RS movie.

SCENE INDEX:
s2000 - Scene 0: The Only One
s2001 - Scene 1: Sinister Key
s2002 - Scene 2: Welcome Back
s2003 - Scene 3: Weeks Later
s2004 - Scene 4: Join Us
s2005 - Scene 5: Dragoons Unite
s2006 - Scene 6: Retrieve the Leader
s2007 - Scene 7: FJ's Back
s2008 - Scene 8: CREDITS
s2009 - Scene 9: Well, aren't we secretive...

Scenes are marked by three asterisks (***) on each side!
You can also use the "Find" tool to search for a specific
scene either by its number or by its title.

***SCENE 0: THE ONLY ONE*** (originally meant to be a secret scene)
FJ has returned to Runescape after a long hiatus. All his friends seem to be giving up on the game, excluding his cousins, Alexpiwalker and Sightfigen, and maybe a few others. FJ checks out the new summoning skill and the new construction items, like the petting zoo.

FJ meets Alexpiwalker in his POH to hang out while he builds.
Alexpiwalker: "Hey fj"
Fjgamer: "hi"
Alexpiwalker: "Wassup?"
Fjgamer: "Not much."
Alexpiwalker: "These new buildings are great huh?"
Fjgamer: "Yeh"
Fjgamer: "And I saw someone summoning a lesser demon earlier"
Alexpiwalker: "Yeah, I saw a bunch of lessers being summoned in fally"
Fjgamer: "Rly?"
Alexpiwalker: "Rly."
Fjgamer: "Lolz"
Alexpiwalker: "How long you got left?"
Fjgamer: "Not long, I have maybe 20 minutes."
Alexpiwalker: "Used up your second hour?"
Fjgamer: "Yeh, I'll probably come with you guys tomorrow."
Alexpiwalker: "Alright."

After that slightly pointless conversation, two unknown players suddenly walk into FJ's house and introduce themselves, but FJ already knows Caipira00.
Fjgamer: "Hey, who're u?"
Caipira00: "Hey fj"
Note: Caipira's cat meows, because he requested that I use the cat somewhere.

Fjgamer: "Oh hi"
Caipira00: "This is my friend, sxeman"
Alexpiwalker: "Hi sxeman"
Fjgamer: "yeh hi"
Caipira00: "We saw you online and thought you'd be here :)"
Alexpiwalker: "Lol See, fj? You Do spend too much time in your house! :D"
Sxeman: "I'm inviting a bunch of friends to meet here."
Fjgamer: "<_< I didn't approve that."
Caipira00: "plz :("
Alexpiwalker: "Aw u cant say no to dat"
Fjgamer: "<_< Yes I can!"


***SCENE 1: SINISTER KEY***
A group of mysterious figures enter a familiar building in the dwarven city and call it home.
This scene was cut because it was deemed boring and unnecessary. I hope nobody cares.

Shadow1: "We can just set up base here"
Shadow2: "Why cant we use my poh?"
Shadow1: "You suck at construction, thats y!"
Shadow3: "As long as there's a bathroom...."


***SCENE 2: WELCOME BACK***
FJ returns to Runescape for a big meeting of all the old players to ever recieve a dragoon suit. The meeting is held in a player-owned house (FJ's house) for the sake of safety. Dragoon suits can be smithed by members now and are selling for over 2mil on F2P servers.

Quick note: In this scene, I originally planned to have a ton of players show up, but I gave that up, because it was a lot of work getting the images ready for every character. I, instead, have a small meeting here.

Goatmelk: "Not a lot of people showed up"
Sxeman: "Yeh :("
Caipira00: "Let's just get started."
Caipira00: "Special thanks to Fj for letting us host this meeting in his house."
Sxeman: "Thx ;)"
Alexpiwalker: "Yeh thanks fj"
Goatmelk: "Fj rox"

Fjgamer: "I didn't let you guys do anything!"
Alexpiwalker: "Fj"
Alexpiwalker: "Where's tim?"
Fjgamer: "I was minding my own business, feeding my bears."
Fjgamer: "He said he didn't want to come."
Alexpiwalker: "Oh"
Fjgamer: "Brb"

FJ starts feeding bears off-screen...
Caipira00: "Well, we needed this meeting. All the original dragoons have gone missing."
Alexpiwalker: "Not fj"
Goatmelk: "Right. Fj is the last of them."
Sxeman: "I believe the culprit is stealing dragoon suits."
Goatmelk: "Why not kill them and take the armor?"
Caipira00: "We should only be concerned with how these disappearances happen. Not why."

Sxeman: "Caipira, what news have you of the latest disappearance?"
Caipira00: "Jagex send a automated message again"
Goatmelk: "We can't rely on Jagex for protection. We're losing our suits!"
Alexpiwalker: "You aren't just losing suits"
Sxeman: "Alex is rite. We're losing our friends. :("
Caipira00: "This meeting is going nowhere. Fj! Come over here and join the meeting!"

Fjgamer: "Hold on, I'm still feeding my bears."


***SCENE 3: Weeks Later***
FJ is approached by Caipira00, a member of the meeting, to tell him that they're the only two people remaining of the Dragoons. FJ says that he no longer has his armor. This raises the question that maybe FJ is the enemy.

Caipira00: "Hey fj!"
Fjgamer: "Hi"
Caipira00: "Nice seeing you here"
Fjgamer: "I guess"
Caipira00: "We are the only dragoons left"
Fjgamer: "So?"
Caipira00: "What u mean so?"
Fjgamer: "I got rid of my armor."
Caipira00: "Wtf!? Why!?"
Fjgamer: "I dunno, I was tired of the constant trade requests."

Quick note: My excuse for the oversight of nobody knowing whether or not you have something unless you wear it... well, I was thinking maybe the grand exchange knows about everything you put in the bank, and any player who looks you up can see what you have, so FJ, being as popular as he is (as I am <_<), gets looked up constantly.

***SCENE 4: Join Us***
FJ is given the chance to join the Black Dragon clan. He goes to their next meeting and notices many of his friends there. He teleports away before he can be stunned, and Caipira00 is warned about the clan.

FJ is mining when he is approached by Jmad, leader of the Black Dragon clan.
Jmad247: "Fj"
Fjgamer: "What?"
Jmad247: "Join us"
Fjgamer: "Join who?"
Jmad247: "A clan. We need famous peeps like u."
Fjgamer: "What kind of clan?"
Jmad247: "Come to the next meeting and c"
Fjgamer: "c...?"
Jmad247: "see"
Fjgamer: "oh k"

FJ arrives at the meeting...
Jmad247: "Everyone, we have a famous peep joining us 2day"
Jmad247: "Say hi, fj"
Lots of dark figures: "Omg Fj" "fj" "that one guy with the movies?"
Fjgamer: "hi"
Dark figure: "Awsome"
Jmad247: "Fj hasn't officially said that he'll join, so lets get his word"
Fjgamer: "I don't know anything about you guys, but hey, why not, I'm in."
Dark figures: "Go fj" "w00t" "Where's the bathroom?"
Jmad247: "Welcome to the Black Dragon clan, fj"
Fjgamer: "Wait, is this a pking clan, cause I never ever pk"
Jmad247: "We just play the market."
Fjgamer: "oh"
Jmad247: "We do require 1 tiny item as your initiation fee"
Fjgamer: "Oh... what?"
Jmad247: "Your dragoon suit"
Fjgamer: "But I gave mine away o.O'"
Dark figure: "Yeh rite"
Jmad247: "Well, unless we get your suit, you can't be one of us"
Fjgamer: "so?"
Dark figures: "Get him" "attack" "Seriously, where's the bathroom?"
Jmad247: "You had your chance"
Fjgamer: "wtf"
FJ teleports away from the meeting, but then, Jmad checks up on his prisoners....

Jmad2020: "Let's make sure Fj doesn't have a suit and I want to personally attend the next beating. Who is it this time?"
Dark figure: "Sightfigen"
Other dark figure: "and Sxeman"


***SCENE 5: Dragoons Unite***
Caipira00 has finally found two other dragoons to help him storm the Black Dragon headquarters. FJ decides he's not up for the task at first, but he later joins the crew during the battle. He arrives just in time to save the others from being permanently stunned, and he is able to fend off the clan while the others escape.

Caipira00: "Fj, Spicific and Alexpiwalker are helping me storm the fortress. Care to join us?"
Fjgamer: "Sorry, I don't think I would last long in there."

Caipira and Alex arrive at the fortress...
Alexpiwalker: "Where's Spicific?"
Caipira00: "He went in ahead of us"
"How long ago?"
"yesterday"
"oh"
"don't worry, he says he's just trapped"
The group continues into the fortress.

Fjgamer arrives at the fortress moments later and continues into it...
Caipira00: "Fj! Over here!"
FJ walks further in to see Cai and Alex fighting a bunch of lessers.
Alexpiwalker: "I gotta heal"
Fjgamer: "No worries"
FJ takes over and activates his dragoon suit.
His suit slowly forms while the entire world of RuneScape shakes due to the power being bestowed upon him.
After the long (but amazingly awesome) transformation, FJ puts on a red headband and makes a kewl stance.

Alexpiwalker: "thx fj"
Caipira00: "How da... didn't you say you lost your suit?"
Alexpiwalker: "I was holding it for me"
Alexpiwalker: "*him"
Fjgamer: "Cai, run, I'll hold 'em off."
Caipira00: "we'll see u outside"
Fjgamer: "Let's see how you like firewalls..."

***SCENE 6: Retrieve the Leader***
FJ has been fighting in the fortress for far too long, and his friends are getting worried.

Caipira00: "hi alex"
Alexpiwalker: "hi"
Caipira00: "where's fj?"
Alexpiwalker: "didn't he tell u?"
Caipira00: "I never get any replies from him"
Alexpiwalker: "he got stunned in the dungeon"
Caipira00: "oh"
Caipira00: "should we rescue him?"
Alexpiwalker: "nah, he told me he'd be fine"
Caipira00: "lier"
Alexpiwalker: "I'm not lying..."
Caipira00: "no, him"
Alexpiwalker: "oh k"
Caipira00: "We should try bringing him food and potions"
Alexpiwalker: "Why not fight beside him?"
Caipira00: "We can't match wits with those summoners"
Alexpiwalker: "yeh"
Caipira00: "You saw how easily fj took care of those lessers"
Alexpiwalker: "Yeah, he 1-hit em with his special firewall"
Caipira00: "firewall?"
Alexpiwalker: "Fj casts the firewall special while fighting lots of people"
Alexpiwalker: "any monster attacking him when he uses it is vaporized"
Caipira00: "Oh well I didn't see it but it sounds awesome"

At this moment, as cai and alex chat, FJ fights increasingly more powerful foes in large groups. He then fights actual players and the firewall special has no effect...
Shadow guy: "just as I thought"
Shadow guy: "that special only affects non-player characters"
Fjgamer: "******" (dammit)

Caipira00 and Alexpiwalker arrive at the fortress again...
Alexpiwalker: "ready?"
Caipira00: "me 2"
Alexpiwalker: "ok then"

FJ continues fighting hopelessly...
Fjgamer: "Why are we fighting?"
Shadow guy: "cause we disagree"
Fjgamer: "about?"
Shadow guy: "Members should get their money back"
Fjgamer: "They got what they paid for"
Shadow guy: "Agility became a free skill >:("
Fjgamer: "You bought members for that?"
Shadow guy: "...yes?"
Fjgamer: "Lmao! N00b."
Shadow guy: "reported."
Fjgamer: "Agility is a crappy skill to begin with"
Shadow guy: "No it isn't, u noob"
Fjgamer: "Reported."
Shadow guy: "**** Noob" (stfu noob)
Fjgamer: "Whatever, I'll take you all down in one blow."
Shadow guys: "Firewall won't work noob Lol" "Lol yeh rite" "Firewall doesnt work noob" "Noob!" "N00b!"
FJ pulls a trick out of his sleeve (literally) and casts the kamikaze bomb special, which has a timer... once the timer reachs zero (from ten), everyone in FJ's proximity dies, including himself. BOOM!!


***SCENE 7: FJ's Back***
FJ decides he really does like Runescape, even with its sometimes unbearable flaws. He then announces to himself and his friends that he's through making fun of the game through his movies. However, his friends are less than mature, and he gets annoyed with the maturity level of the players yet again.

Cai and Alex enter the fortress to see items all over the place...
Caipira00: "What happened here?"
Alexpiwalker: "Who cares look dragon suits"
Caipira00: "Oh, great, fj finally sends me a private message"
Alexpiwalker: "What he say?"
Caipira00: "He wants us to save his items"
Alexpiwalker: "lol"
Caipira00: "Well, I guess we can lose the food now"
Alexpiwalker: "yup"

Moments later, after they pick up several items, FJ catchs up...
Fjgamer: "You know, I'm starting to like Runescape again."
Alexpiwalker: "So you think you might make more movies?"
Fjgamer: "If I do, I should stop putting the game down."
Alexpiwalker: "Lol! Yeah!"
Caipira00: "Hey fj"
Alexpiwalker: "Hi, Cai."
Caipira00: "Wassup alex?"
Alexpiwalker: "Fj says he might make more movies."
Caipira00: "cool"
Fjgamer: "Thx a lot, phil <_<"
Alexpiwalker: "Well, you r aren't u?"
Fjgamer: "Maybe..."
Squiber: "Hey guys"
Alexpiwalker: "hi"
Fjgamer: "How come I'm never the one to say hi?"
Squiber: "Cuz u ****" ('cause you suck)
Alexpiwalker: "lol"
Caipira00: "Fj, I'm bored."
Squiber: "**** Noob" (stfu noob)
Caipira00: "I'm lvl 118, u dumas"
Squiber: "What are you? Twelve?"
Caipira00: "No, I'm 14, stupid"
Alexpiwalker: "lol"
Squiber: "you don't spell like it"
Caipira00: "english is my second language"
Squiber: "noob"
Caipira00: "noob"
Fjgamer: "Phil, look, I found an onyx :o"
Squiber: "Big deal, I get that all the time"
Caipira00: "cool Fj"
Squiber: "Suck up"
Caipira00: "noob"
Squiber: "noob"
Fjgamer: "Now I remember why I stopped playing"

Goatmelk suddenly enters the scene...
Goatmelk: "Free stuf plz"

THE END.
roll credits:
me. lol

The credits will start with FJ standing toward the camera in his house. He'll jump on the bar and the music will start.
Everyone will slowly start to show up, and everyone will eventually be dancing to the music, "I'm Blue" by Eifel 65.
The credits will start rolling as soon as the music starts, and the character names will show up first, allowing an
excuse to show each character enter the room as their names appear and possibly exit the room afterwards.
Boldragon will enter last and ask why he didn't get into the movie, but Alex says "You're in it now, moron!"

TEST AUDIENCE (Who Got Special Treatment)
Alexpiwalker
Boldragon
Cody-Dragoon

CHARACTERS IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE

Alexpiwalker
Sxeman
Caipira00
FJGamer
Goatmelk (actually ripped her own gfx)
Jmad247
Spicific
Squiber
Boldragon

At this point, the scene fades to black and as the music changes to another song, the rest of the credits shows up.
While the music used is shown, many screenshots fade in and out and transition in eye-catching ways.

MUSIC IN ORDER OF USAGE

"White Prayer"
by Alice Nine

Super Mario 64 opening theme

"Gather Roses"
by The Seeker

"Let's See Action"
by The Who

"Sanctuary"
by Utada Hikaru

"Lonely In Gorgeous"
by Tommy February

Teen Titans theme song

"SSj3 Ascension"
by Bruce Faulconer

"Higher Power"
by Boston

CREDITS MUSIC

"I'm Blue" by Eifel 65
"Turning Japanese" by The Vapors
"Do Your Thing" by Basement Jazz (I think that's the genre)

PERSON IN CHARGE
FJGamer

ONLY PERSON TO REALLY DO ANY WORK
FJGamer

GUY WHO TYPED THIS CREDITS NONSENSE
FJGamer (and Notepad++ helped)
oh and...


8 hours of ripping graphics.
2 hours of asking friends to do work. (They didn't.)
Who knows how long the story took me.
2 hours of choosing songs. 5-10 hours of animating.
About 20 hours of work went into this. Maybe more!
I thought I said I'd never do this again?
Am I the only RS animator left?
Must I do everything?!


If you liked this movie,
visit www.fantasyjam.net
and tell FJ you liked it

***  s2009  ***
***SCENE 9: Well, aren't we secretive...***
This scene is still in the movie, but it was meant to be an unlockable, a secret.
If you find the scene, here's what you get to see...

FJ gets all his dragoon friends to transform, one after another.
Fjgamer: "Alex, go dragoon!"
Alexpiwalker: "why"
Fjgamer: "Cuz I said so!"
Alexpiwalker: "<_< I really dont want to"
Fjgamer: ">:("
Alexpiwalker: "alrite jeez"
Alexpiwalker transforms into the dragoon of dirt.
Alexpiwalker: "Happy fj?"
Fjgamer: "yeh :)"
Fjgamer: "Cai, go!"
Caipira00: "wat"
Fjgamer: "go dragoon"
Caipira00: "oh k"
Caipira00 transforms into the dragoon of hydrogen.
Fjgamer: "Nice :)"
Fjgamer: "How bout u, sxe?"
Sxeman: "thx :)"
Fjgamer: "?"
Sxeman: "You called me sexy :)"
Fjgamer: "<_<"
Sxeman: "fine <_<"
Sxeman transforms into the dragoon of blood.
Fjgamer: "nice"
Sxeman: "ass"
Fjgamer: "No censor :o"
Fjgamer: "Goatmelk"
Goatmelk: "I know i know"
Fjgamer: "You know you know what?"
Goatmelk: "Here i go"
Goatmelk transforms into the dragoon of light.
Fjgamer: "Very nice"
Goatmelk: "thanx"

Squiber has been messing around with emotes this entire time...
Fjgamer: "Squiber, your turn :o"
Squiber: "Bout time!"
Fjgamer: ":)"
Squiber transforms into the dragoon of darkness.
Squiber: "How's dat?"
Fjgamer: "great"
Fjgamer: "Spicific?"
Spicific: "It's pronounced Spishifis"
Fjgamer: "oh :o"
Spicific transforms into the dragoon of oxygen.
Spicific: "Beat that"
Fjgamer: "Ok :D"
FJ transforms into the dragoon of flames.
Fjgamer: "Let's all fly to my house! :D"
Squiber: "Wait, how do we fly?"
Goatmelk: "Yeh..."


Script downloaded from http://www.syboard.net/rsd2.txt